I want to remember this for my kids

-be homeschooled till 4th grade?
-learn to read in Portuguese first
-learn to write in cursive first
-learn to control their finances
-learn what credit cards are
-learn to tithe by doing special chores
-learn about sex as soon as they can read
-learn theology/theologians - middle school age

-learn political philosophy - middle school age
-learn the doctrines with the Shorter Catechism
-learn to figure out meaning of the words by knowing latin roots
-Be bilingual from birth